1. All packer players eat free! (During Packer Games only.)
2. Anyone caught wearing Chuck Taylor sneakers will receive our complete and utter admiration.
3. Yes it's true, our building is haunted. If you don't believe us just ask Elvis...he's sitting next to you.
4. We have had many requests to install a dumbwaiter, so say hi to Fred. He's your server today.
5. Please talk clearly to our servers when placing your order.
Like our steaks, they tend to be a little thick.
6. Our staff is here to serve you and make your visit an enjoyable experience. If we fail you in any way please let us know. But, whatever you do, don't tell anyone else.
7. The first drink is free for any Marilyn Monroe look alike.
8. All drinks are free for Marilyn Monroe.
9. Our building is nearly one hundred years old with many secret passages and hidden rooms. If you would happen to lose a member of your party, don't bother looking...Jimmy Hofa or Amelia Earhart will turn up before they do.
10. Anyone who knows M.T. (Empty) Kofler the great world traveler, explorer, inventor and adventurer and can explain how he got the nick name "Empty" will receive an unlimited number of M.T.'s favorite drink. Providing you know what that is also.